Seven is the Lucky Number

ThePikachu is back with a seventh post! Hello, my bronies!

As you know, the newest episode, The Return of Harmony Part 2, came out today. It was a great episode, and I think Cruel Fluttershy was completely hilarious in her bullying. Now, my opinion on Discord being defeated...Discord was defeated by a fluke. He had no idea they had been fixed, so he didn't think the Elements would actually harm him. He had amazing power, and could have easily turned them again. Sure, eventually the mane six would have won, but Discord only lost because of his arrogance and ignorance.

Now then, on to today's matters. I have yet to see another Pony Contest entry, which I ended today, and I have yet to receive a fan fiction request. So, I am concerned with this blog's future. I want this to be entertaining and interesting to you guys. If I just posted about myself and only about myself, none of you would be entertained by that, if you even cared to read it. Seven posts in and it is already this boring. Who would have thought?

Now, I've also decided to take fan fictions that YOU have written, and posting them here as advertisement if any of you wish. NO clop fics. Cursing is fine, romance is fine, but 0 sexual activity. I figure having fan fictions posted will liven the creativity up, and people will be able to enjoy the posts more.

Now, this picture is of Derpy. This is Derpy. Derpy has a parasprite on her head. That parasprite is Derpy's pet Muffin. This is what I have proclaimed.

Now, let's see...Here's a bit of fan fiction I just wrote.


Derpy Hooves flew quickly towards her destination. She needed to deliver this letter fast. She frowned, staring at her compass as she flew. "Dang thing...I can't read this at all..." Her eyes, looking in two different directions, gave her the appearance of someone of low intellect. For this, she was constantly put down and thought of as being "a few apples short of a bushel" as Applejack would put it. She disliked being looked down upon. Her lazy eye prevented her from seeing like she should, so she often misread things. However, she loved her life and her job, because she got to travel around as she made her deliveries.


She flew over the library and looked down, seeing Twilight Sparkle and Spike walking outside and heading towards Sweet Apple Acres. She quickly flew down lower and further away. She still didn't know if Twilight had forgiven her for the incident way back when she dropped a few items onto Twilight. Another reason why the community thought she was not bright. She looked over to Sugar Cube Corner, and landed outside the shop, walking inside as she pulled a letter out of her bag with her mouth.


"Delivery!" she called, speaking with the letter still in her mouth. She walked inside and placed the letter on the counter, looking at the delicious sweets Mr. and Mrs. Cake had prepared to sell. She walked over and sniffed the muffins that looked as if they had just come out of the oven. She smiled. One of the great things she lived for was muffins. They came in all sorts of flavors and styles. You could eat them for breakfast or for dessert, muffins were always ready to eat whenever you wanted. She looked back towards the counter as Mr. Cake walked up. "Well hi there, Derpy. You wanna buy a muffin today? They're half off!" Derpy smiled. She quickly pulled out a few bits and placed them on the counter, picking up an oatmeal muffin. Oatmeal was her favorite. She took a bit of the muffin and smiled, chewing it and savoring the flavor. 


A pink pony hopped down the stairs and into the shop area. She looked over at Derpy. "Oatmeal again!? Ew!" She quickly smiled and hopped out of the shop. Derpy chuckled. She remembered a conversation she had with Pinkie Pie one time. The conversation ended up ending with Pinkie Pie yelling, "Oatmeal? Are you crazy!?" Derpy just smiled and took another bite of the delicious baked good she had been holding.


Derpy quickly walked out of the shop and looked up into the sky, taking off. She smiled, looking below to see the busy town of Ponyville and all its inhabitants running around, hanging out, eating, and just having fun. She looked towards the school house and saw the three fillies that called themselves the Cutie Mark Crusaders running around outside the school, doing what looked like teaching another filly some random subject. It did not look like it was going well, however, and the Crusaders simply hung their heads low and walked off towards Rarity's boutique. Derpy looked into her bag. She had a letter for Rarity, so she finished her muffin and flew towards the boutique.



As you can see, I get quite bored. Come now, you don't want me to waste creativity like this on one-time stories right? Let's see your suggestions in the comments! ThePikachu out, see you tomorrow!