What's up bronies and viewers?! ThePikachu is back!
Guys...What goes through your heads...The hypocrisy when it comes to red thumbs is astounding. You smash any hater outside the thread with tons of red thumbs, even the logical ones. Especially Sircool. Guys, LAY OFF SIRCOOL! He isn't even a full-on hater! He just hates the people who post ponies for no reason, or act like they know better in an argument when really they have no idea what they are doing! I can't tell you how annoyed I get when I see a logical hater post get thumbed to Pony Hell by "bronies." Guys, stop being hypocritical, and stop with the red thumbs!!
Another thing, guys, being an asshole isn't funny, nor is it good period. Come on, going as an anon to post on Sircool's status, and honestly being an all-out asshole...Guys...You make it hard on me to love you all.
Anyway...A few of you like my Derpy fan fiction, so without further delay, here is part 3 of Derpy's adventure.
Derpy looked down at the orchard as she flew over. She smiled. The bright red and green apples filled the trees. It was almost time for the apples to be bucked. She quickly flew towards the barn, gently landing next to the barn door. She glanced around. "Applejack! Are you around here?" She looked inside the barn. Applejack was not inside, so Derpy backed up and looked around.
"Hold your horses, I'm comin'." Applejack strolled down the path to the barn. She smiled. "Hey there, mailmare! Got somethin' to deliver?" Derpy shook her head. "No, um, Fluttershy sent me. She said you needed a pegasus to help you fix something?" Applejack nodded. "Yep! That last storm that came threw blew my roof rooster clean off it's stand!" She motioned over to the metal rooster which turned in the direction the wind was blowing when placed on the roof of a building. Derpy nodded. "Alright, I'll be happy to help you, Applejack." Derpy picked up the metal rooster and carried it up to the top of the barn. Applejack yelled up to her. "Remember you gotta place it where it is pointin' north!" Derpy looked down at her, and nodded, placing the rooster on its stand. She pulled out her compass, and gulped.
Through her eyes, the compass would not point in a specific direction. She shook her head, hit herself a few times, but the results stayed the same. The compass and the rooster would just not meet up. She looked down at Applejack, who was looking up impatiently. She quickly turned the rooster around and nodded, waving down to Applejack. Applejack nodded. "Thank ya kindly!" She turned and ran back up the path. Derpy placed her compass up, and gulped. She took out a letter. "Oh this one...Twilight Sparkle..." She cocked her head to the side. "This is the first letter I've gotten for her...That's odd." She looked back into her bag. "And a package...I better get over to the library."
Derpy walked into the library and looked around. There was a big pile of books on the floor, and a small purple dragon was putting them away. Spike turned to look at Derpy. "Oh, hey mailmare. Twilight should be down in a bit." Derpy nodded, and sat down, looking at one of the vast shelves. Derpy turned towards the stairs as a purple unicorn bounded down. "Yes yes yes!" she yelled, running over to Derpy. "Is my book here?!" Derpy nodded, and pulled out the letter and package. Twilight's smile widened as she ignored the letter and tore open the book. She started reading immediately. "Yes! This is just what I needed." She smiled. "A book full of magic spells strictly for curing common ailments. Perfect! Nurse Redheart would love to check this out." Derpy looked at Twilight. "Common...Ailments?" Twilight nodded. "Yes, common ailments. Is something wrong?" Derpy smiled. "Nothing. I better get going, I have some more to deliver." Derpy turned to leave the library when Rainbow Dash busted in.
"You featherbrain!" she yelled at Derpy, glaring at her. "Because of you, I ended up pushing the clouds the wrong way! Now we are going to have another storm! We shouldn't have one for another week!" Derpy backed up. "I-I'm sorry, but how did I..." Rainbow Dash looked at her. "I was using Applejack's rooster-thingy to see which way the wind was blowing! And because of you, I pushed them south instead of north! Down there they combined with larger storm clouds that are now being blown up this way!" Derpy looked down. "I'm sorry I didn't mean..." "No you didn't!" Derpy gulped. Tears started to form in her eyes. Because of her condition, she had once again messed up. She closed her eyes and ran out the door of the library and quickly took off into the sky, flying towards the Everfree forest.
And there you have it, part 3 of the Derpy fan fiction! See you all tomorrow!
D'awwww..... I love it.
ReplyDeleteLooks good.
Also, try not to let rogue 'bronies' get you so upset, heheh.
-lupinestorm
Poor Derpy...
ReplyDeleteNice work dude! I'll waiting for more!